hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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(Source: stabs)

I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it.
A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one.
(via thishaskilledme)

(Source: insensiblenothingness)

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

(Source: tomdefaggot)

rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

(Source: 2bainzz)

kaliforhnia:

I hope you never forget me.

laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

  • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
  • me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma. (via heymahalkita)

(Source: lule-bell)

My wants are simple: a job that I like and a guy whom I love.
Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via southerngreekgirl)

(Source: simply-quotes)

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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(Source: askfallencas-archive)

thefunniestpost:

fappuclno:

Summer?
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