- Parents: Why are you always staying inside?
- Me: - goes out-
- Parents: Why are you always out?
- Me: Should I stay in the middle of the door so that way you won't have to complain no more if I go out or if I stay in...
My girlfriend called me on the phone and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over, nobody was home.
(Source: light-)
